There’s a certain moment in every cannabis lover’s life when you open a package and the aroma hits you with the confidence of someone who knows exactly who they are. That was my experience unboxing my shipment from Supreme Dispensary — a MOM based in Canada, shipping coast-to-coast with a catalog that isn’t shy about flexing some heavy hitters.
I’ve been around this scene a long time — back when online orders felt like rolling dice in a back alley behind a makeshift head shop. These days, we’re spoiled. We want fire flower, fair prices, fast shipping, and packaging that doesn’t scream, “I’m smuggling a BC forest into my mailbox.”
So I put them to the test, the Chronic Beaver way — by smoking my way through a lineup of six top shelf strains.
Let’s get into it.
Supreme Dispensary Ordering & Website Review
The website is clean, organized, and easy to navigate even if you’re coasting at a solid edible-induced 1.5x slow-motion mode.
Categories are straightforward, prices are visible without any mystery add-to-cart nonsense, and they’re stocking everything from:
- Craft flower (their strong suit)
- Bulk ounces and budget ounces
- THC and CBD Edibles
- Concentrates
- Vapes
- Hash
- Mushrooms
The product pages actually tell you something useful — strain type, tasting notes, effects, and general “what to expect” language that’s not just empty fluff.
Shipping & Packaging
Shipping was quick — 2 days to my door in Vancouver Island, BC. Packaging was tight, smell-proof, and clean. No duct-tape held together with prayer. No baggies that look like they were filled at 3am by someone who’s down bad on a poker heater.
It felt intentional — that matters.
Their 20% off coupons, discounts, and promotions can be clearly found at the top of their homepage.
Supreme Dispensary Strain Reviews
Blueberry Pie (AAAA)
- Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
- Genetics: Girl Scout Cookies × Blue Dream
- Overall Nose: Fresh berry sweetness with pastry-like creaminess and a soft earthy backdrop.
- Bud Appearance: Large dense buds that shows off in the bag appeal department.
- THC Content: 22 -24%
- Effects: Uplifted euphoria, warm relaxation without couch-lock, heady creative glow.
- Helps With: Stress, mood, winding down without turning off.
My Take:
Blueberry Pie has that “evening porch smoke watching the sun pretend it’s more dramatic than it is” energy. It smooths you out but doesn’t cancel your personality. The kind of strain that makes music taste better if you know what I mean.
God’s Breath
- Strain Type: Heavy Indica
- Genetics: Peanut Butter Breath × Strawberry Pinecone (commonly referenced)
- Overall Nose: Sweet berry and nut butter notes overlaid with kush earthiness.
- Bud Appearance: Monster buds, tight, well trimmed, high end look and feel.
- THC Content: 20–28% range
- Effects: Deep-melt relaxation, body-softening, hazy float.
- Helps With: Insomnia, anxiety, pain, mental overthinking.
My Take:
This is a “don’t make plans” strain. God’s Breath lays you back like a La-Z-Boy recliner someone forgot to limit the angle on. Perfect for evenings that require zero productivity and maximum comfort. It smokes and burns excellent that is very satisfying when you want to zone out.
NOTE: This strain is used as the feature image, the 3 buds shown the the pic make up the entire 14 gram (half ounce) bag, impressive!
Kiwi Kush (AAAA)
- Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
- Genetics: Often listed as Critical Mass × OG Kush × Kiwi influence parentage
- Overall Nose: Sweet fruity tropical notes with a mild earthy kush body.
- Bud Appearance: Medium to large tight coated buds.
- THC Content: 22 to 27%
- Effects: Relaxed body with functional head clarity.
- Helps With: Stress reduction, unwind, social calm.
My Take:
Kiwi Kush smokes like a beach day memory — smooth, calm and peaceful. You’re relaxed, but still conversational. A chill companion strain that is a taste fiesta everyone will love.
Mike Tyson (Craft Cannabis)
- Strain Type: Indica
- Genetics: Often considered an OG Kush phenotype
- Overall Nose: Pungent diesel, musk, and a slap of ammonia sharpness — in a good way.
- Bud Appearance: Hug big buds, always a beautiful presentation no matter where I get it from.
- THC Content: 30%+ (this strain swings heavy)
- Effects: Couch-lock, body melt, mental silence — a true heavyweight.
- Helps With: Pain, anxiety, insomnia, appetite stimulation.
My Take:
Mike Tyson truly hits like Mike Tyson. First in the temples, then the knees. Save this one for the end of the day, unless you’re emotionally prepared to become a sentient couch cushion. I’ve reviewed this strain several times from various BC growers, and it always delivers hard highs with impressive visuals.
MAC – Miracle Alien Cookies (Craft)
- Strain Type: Balanced Hybrid
- Genetics: Alien Cookies × (Colombian × Starfighter)
- Overall Nose: Citrus-orange zest layered over sweet cream and subtle peppery flat spice.
- Bud Appearance: Medium t0 large nugs, alive looking greenery color, nice bag appeal.
- THC Content: 24 to 28%
- Effects: Creative, mood-lifting, cerebral clarity with gentle body ease.
- Helps With: Motivation, focus, social flow.
My Take:
This is a “turn life back on” strain if you will. Work, art, cooking, conversations — everything feels lighter and brighter without the fog. MAC is one of those strains where you suddenly remember your playlist is actually phenomenal. I’ve reviewed this strain on the Chronic Beaver lots over the years, and it’s always reliable in the effects and bag appeal departments.
White Tahoe Cookies (AAAA)
- Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
- Genetics: The White × Tahoe OG × Girl Scout Cookies
- Overall Nose: Sweet herbal earth, citrus peel, and pine.
- Bud Appearance: Medium to large light green fuzzy buds.
- THC Content: 25–28%
- Effects: Relaxing body warmth, hazy bliss, gentle sedation.
- Helps With: Stress, pain, evening wind-down, pre-sleep easing.
My Take:
White Tahoe Cookies is a new strain to me. It’s came off as the slippers and fireplace type strain. Warm, soothing, soft around the edges. Best smoked while not trying to impress anyone other than your imagined ego while high! The strain is a delight to gaze at while letting it consume your senses in anticipation oh what’s to come.
Overall Thoughts
Supreme Dispensary clearly pays attention to quality flower sourcing — especially in the AAAA + Craft ranges. The terp expression on most of these strains was clean and distinct, not muted or generic.
Their lineup leans toward potent, full-bodied, aromatic cultivars that feel hand-picked rather than bulk “whatever sells.”
Pros
- Strong craft-level flower selection
- Clear and reliable product descriptions
- Fast shipping & discreet packaging
- Good strain diversity across effects
- Great value acro0ss all offerings
- Top tier bulk MOM
Cons
- Some craft-tier strains sell out quickly
- Inventory rotates (if you love something, buy extras)
- No credit cards accepted, but standard with online dispensaries in Canada
